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basically any picture of me prior to current time is embarrassing

narcimallows:

narcimallows:

smile and clap along
have a sudden fit of coughing so you can awkwardly hide your face in your hands
beat-box
scream “dis my jAM” and jump on the table to break-dance
sing amazing grace as loud as you possibly can until they stop singing to you
go up to the closest person singing and hug them until they stop. however long it takes. keep holding them until they feel uncomfortable. bonus points for humming in their ear
start a mosh pit
striptease

#what about screaming ENCORE, #that always gets me places in life

narcimallows:

narcimallows:

  • smile and clap along
  • have a sudden fit of coughing so you can awkwardly hide your face in your hands
  • beat-box
  • scream “dis my jAM” and jump on the table to break-dance
  • sing amazing grace as loud as you possibly can until they stop singing to you
  • go up to the closest person singing and hug them until they stop. however long it takes. keep holding them until they feel uncomfortable. bonus points for humming in their ear
  • start a mosh pit
  • striptease

Fangirl Challenge ♚ ten male characters

↳ Nathan Young

justanawesomedude:

And you question why I don’t want kids.

fasterfood:

due to low self esteem if someone is hitting on me i probably wouldn’t even be able to tell unless they directly said “i love you and want to date you” and even then i would be a little skeptical

becca1357:

astudyinadventure:

I finally figured out why this season of Doctor Who feels different. Instead of seeing the Doctor through the companion’s eyes, we’re seeing the companion through the Doctor’s eyes. 

Holy shit!

aneurysmsanddesecrations:

k-xia:

deantrippe:

last day to reblog

you know you want to.

Gonna have to wait a whole year if you miss this.

Fine

flossingwhiledrunk:

wait for it

flossingwhiledrunk:

wait for it

bowtied:

thetardisisatprivetdrive:

The Doctor found your blog!

Hello- yes- sorry! Didn’t mean to surprise you, just a bit of a non-routine routine… checkarooni. Oh… no, not checkarooni. What in the blazes is a checkarooni? Really, Doctor. 
But no! Truly, there’s nothing to worry about. Just a bit of a —follow-up, yes, a follow-up, after that whole situation with the Wi-Fi. If you’re wondering, you are A-OK. I think, just one more quick—…… ah, yes. No residual, soul-sucking hotspots here. Relax, and- and… keep on scrolling. 
Oh, and if you happen to see a fish on your monitors… don’t be alarmed. He’s microchip-encapsulated, called Barnaby. I had him on the TARDIS monitors and then he just went swimming off into the Wi-Fi. If you see him, just, you know, shoo him in the general direction of my when-and-where. 
(Okay, so less of a follow-up-with-the-Wi-Fi, more of a I’ve-lost-my-bio-fibre-optic-fish… but I digress!)

bowtied:

thetardisisatprivetdrive:

The Doctor found your blog!

Hello- yes- sorry! Didn’t mean to surprise you, just a bit of a non-routine routine… checkarooni. Oh… no, not checkarooni. What in the blazes is a checkarooni? Really, Doctor. 

But no! Truly, there’s nothing to worry about. Just a bit of a —follow-up, yes, a follow-up, after that whole situation with the Wi-Fi. If you’re wondering, you are A-OK. I think, just one more quick—…… ah, yes. No residual, soul-sucking hotspots here. Relax, and- and… keep on scrolling. 

Oh, and if you happen to see a fish on your monitors… don’t be alarmed. He’s microchip-encapsulated, called Barnaby. I had him on the TARDIS monitors and then he just went swimming off into the Wi-Fi. If you see him, just, you know, shoo him in the general direction of my when-and-where. 

(Okay, so less of a follow-up-with-the-Wi-Fi, more of a I’ve-lost-my-bio-fibre-optic-fish… but I digress!)

gigapoodle:

OH MY GOD I FOUND IT

inwhichifeelallthefeels:

lolsofunny:

i

You’re welcome. 

Sincerely, Australia.

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That awkward moment when this was in New Zealand as well.

 can’t Australia have a moment without new Zealand budding in?

no. FUCK OFF AUSTRALIA, YOU STOLE PAVLOVA 

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I don’t know what’s going on because I’m American

but 

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!

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I’ll get the popcorn

THIS POST PISSED ME OFF SO MUCH

THIS AD MAY HAVE AIRED IN NEW ZEALAND BUT IT IS AN AUSTRALIAN AD. GOD DUCKING DAMMIT NEW ZEALAND NOT EVERTHING THATS OURS IS YOURS TOO.

lil shits you are sometimes.

Can New Zealand and Australia stop fighting long enough to explain to me what the fuck is going on in this ad?